The Times: Tech column - Google timesavers/911 scams/DVD pirates
Some day soon, the human brain will evolve a direct link into Google's peerless search technology. In the meantime, here are six time-saving or otherwise useful new ways to Google your way around the Internet. Get to know them and you will understand why what began as a research project at Stanford University will probably go public in the next year with a multi-billion-dollar valuation.
Talk to it. Last week, the California company launched Google Labs (labs.google.com), a "technology playground" for testing its latest innovations. The highlight is its new voice search: you call its automated switchboard on 001-650-318 0165, say what you are looking for, and visit a given page for the results. From "Beckham" to "the Royal Opera House", it came up trumps for us.
Use it as a dictionary. Type a word or phrase into the new glossary finder (labs.google.com/glossary) and you will be given definitions of varying degrees of relevance, as well as synonyms. The early results are patchy, with technical terms faring best.
Read the news with it. Plenty of websites let you search newsfeeds for keywords. This one, at news.google.com, wins for speed and for the way it groups together related stories. But too many sources are American - and where on earth is The Times?
Use Internet Explorer more efficiently. Download the Google Toolbar (toolbar.google.com) and, while viewing any Web page, you can search the database for other pages, images, newsgroups or news. The toolbar also disables many of those annoying "pop-up" browser windows. Translate foreign pages with it. Click on Language Tools from Google's home page and you can automatically translate selected text or whole Web pages from one European language to another. As ever, translation software has nothing on human beings, but you should be able to work out what a page is intending to say.
Chat with it. At groups.google.com, you can search current news-group postings, plus a 20-year archive of 700 million messages, and post your own thoughts. You can search messages by author and subject.
With such a strong culture of innovation, it is not surprising that Web giants from the BBC to Yahoo! are licensing Google's technology. Its long-term business model may still be unclear, and some are starting to question whether one company should have such dominance in its field. But whatever you are searching for, Google is an excellent place to start.
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Many of us heard from the Nigerian diplomat offering a share if we help to launder a £25 million "contract fee". Now meet Bradon Curtis, a US special forces commando currently on a covert mission in Afghanistan. "Last week," Bradon e-mails, "my group of four agents successfully overran a hard-drug processing enclave and recovered a booty cash sum of $36 million." Fortunately for us, Bradon has hidden the sum in a Kabul left-luggage office while seeking our help in exporting it. "Needless to say," Bradon continues, "we are willing to offer you an agreeable percentage of this funds." Thanks, Bradon, we admire your generosity, if not your grammar. We'll be passing your kind invitation to the fraud squad, but good luck in finding Osama.
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Here is bad news for Asian copyright pirates: Britain's criminal underworld has decided to go it alone. Now that DVD burners have fallen to just a couple of hundred pounds, the pirated Spider-Man and Attack of the Clones DVDs doing the rounds are more likely to have emanated from Hampshire than Hong Kong. Last week, trading standards officers in Farnborough raided a factory where 31 DVD burners were churning out thousands of copies. They seized goods worth £2 million, the biggest home-made haul since the days of VHS. Now you understand why the film industry is so jumpy about new technology, especially cheap digital recorders that anyone can pick up from their nearest electronics store.
(The Times, May 29 2002)
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