The Times: Interview - Richard Littlejohn, Sky/The Sun
Perhaps it was inevitable that a left-wing website would spring up offering a "Punch Richard Littlejohn" interactive game, allowing users to deliver a virtual slap to a man dismissed in some quarters - and on this particular site - as "corpulent, jowl-faced, baggy-eyed, racist, pompous and cowardly". Another victory to the Essex-boy Sun columnist who delights in enraging his enemies.
Littlejohn has no shortage of targets, ranging from "the Wicked Witch" in Downing Street to the multiculturalism that "means celebrating Diwali but banning Christmas". So it is not surprising that his new Sky News talk show, a twice-weekly live polemic, is billed as "controversial, opinionated, but never lost for words".
Sitting across a table from him, it is easy to be distracted by his laddish charisma. He is the football-terrace ringleader who enjoys dominating the room with his verbal brutality, and I almost feel relieved that his need to promote a show forces him to suppress his baser instincts. Perhaps much of the bravado is a need to provoke attention, but I would feel less comfortable encountering him and his mates drinking in an East London nightclub.
It is his persistent targeting of minorities - refugees, homosexuals, non whites - that sets him apart as the eloquent thug of British journalism. "I have always been the provisional wing of the newspaper," he says proudly.
His new editor Rebekah Wade - "an old mate, we have worked together before when she was deputy editor and features editor" - has spoken to him, of course, but not to dictate policy. "Sometimes the paper and I are as one. Sometimes we are diametrically opposed to each other. It so happens that (on asylum) at the moment we are in agreement."
Bizarrely, he was asked to stand as a Labour MP while industrial editor of the London Evening Standard in the early 1980s. "I considered it momentarily, but I'd be having a lot less fun," he confesses. "I couldn't avoid being a rebel. I just tend to go after vested interests - which nowadays means the Guardianista bureaucracy, the gay lobby, or the men in wigs."
As an unelected columnist, does Littlejohn ever reflect on his own power without responsibility? "I don't believe I have any power at all," he replies somewhat implausibly. "A columnist is someone who sits at the back and throws bottles, singing that the king is in the altogether. We don't have the power to pass laws."
But what of his controversial views on sensitive issues such as race and homosexuality? "People project their own prejudices on me - what they'd like me to be," he replies. "I'm a convenient whipping boy. So I'm the 'homophobe' who had a whole column in favour of gay weddings. I'm the 'racist' who supported Trevor Phillips for London mayor. It's not enough to disagree with them -they have to make you out to be a monster. I think calling people racist and a homophobe is a term of abuse and hateful, particularly when it's not true."
His critics disagree, citing his novel To Hell in a Handcart, published last year, which David Aaronovitch, then of The Independent, described as "a 400-page recruiting pamphlet for the British National Party". Mickey French, the main character, is "just an ordinary bloke" who kills a Romanian asylum-seeker - typical of the "swarthy, olive-skinned young men with gold teeth in designer clothes" who confront him daily.
Littlejohn's response is to dismiss Aaronovitch as "just an overgrown student-union activist". "The fact is, I get more hate mail from the BNP than from the other side," he says. "I write about them as 'knuckle-breaking scum'." He points out that he wrote a column in support of the Jews in Israel, for which he also received a "huge" amount of hate mail and death threats.
Would he take an Asian interviewer any less seriously than a white one? "Course not, why would I?"
So how would he feel if, say, a Somali refugee moved next door? "That's a ludicrous reductive argument, a ridiculous question, and I'm not going to rise to it," he says. "It isn't about one family, it's about bigger issues."
He does not like being challenged, and adds those who mock him to a pantheon of enemies that includes Roy Greenslade ("a laughing stock"), Polly Toynbee ("a sad, silly cow"), and The Guardian in general. "I can tell you what they think on everything," he says, "and it's often contradictory. Smoking tobacco - evil; smoking cannabis - wonderful. Killing people - evil; killing foetuses - a woman's right to choose. Irish nationalism - great; English nationalism - wicked, fascistic." By contrast, he enjoys P. J. O'Rourke, Mark Steyn and (The Guardian's) Rod Liddle.
The writer Will Self is also on Littlejohn's hate list, having got the better of him in a debate two years ago on Radio 5 Live. Self identifies in his tormentor the classic insecurity of the playground bully. "Like all bullies, he's a physical coward," he recalls. "He's a weedy man, who was shaking and sweating during our encounter. He was looking past me to the control room, gesturing at the people there and trying to drum up support." Self hates what Littlejohn writes. "I'm sure he believes it. Ask anyone who's gay: they find him repugnant."
(The Times, January 31, 2003)
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