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Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Evening Standard: Conrad Black's empire unravels

By David Rowan

FOR a media power couple as socially self-conscious as Conrad Black and Barbara Amiel, life is about to become distinctly uncomfortable. It is not just the possible loss of the two corporate jets, always useful to visit friends like Henry Kissinger or to nip down to their exclusive Palm Beach house, or the drastic financial settlement that will limit Lord Black's annual pay to just £4 million.

Worse than that, after his hugely indebted Hollinger newspaper empire was downgraded to a "junk" rating, investors have just forced him to dilute his shareholding amid a reported cash crisis and accusations that it funds his very expensive lifestyle. Mutterings about Hollinger's troubles are not the sort of press coverage the Blacks have come to expect a month before their annual Kensington garden party.

"He's facing a great deal of trouble," according to one of Black's former senior executives. "Conrad is a clever man, but is far too self-indulgent, and megalomania has set in. He's always regarded Hollinger as a feudal fiefdom - seven or eight years ago he was on the cusp of becoming a major international player, but through his own mistakes it has unravelled. He just hasn't added a measure of self-discipline to his skills as a dealmaker. It's not his instinct to accept t he idea of accountability."

The finance houses that have been backing the group seem to agree. Hollinger International has lost $550 million in the past two years, to add to a huge long-term debt, and Hollinger Inc has a junk "CCC" credit rating. Fund managers allege that Black - who analysts say controls his empire with just $13 million of his own equity invested - is depressing the share price by taking too much out.

Last Thursday, Black - whose group publishes 144 paid-for newspapers including The Daily Telegraph, the Chicago Sun-Times and The Jerusalem Post - faced aggrieved shareholders at the luxurious Metropolitan Club, New York. According to Jan Loeb, an analyst with the US investment bank Jefferies & Company, the company ought no longer to be run as Black's "private fiefdom". "It has two planes, apartments and other expenses for the upkeep on Conrad's lifestyle that come out of shareholders' pockets," Loeb said.

Black agreed to an inquiry into whether he and other executives had benefited excessively. More importantly, Black agreed to sell up to 10 million shares, and to reform the way the company is structured.

Hollinger International, the part of Hollinger Inc which owns the newspapers, has two types of shares - and those held by Black and his executives count for 10 times as many votes as those held by outsiders. He has now agreed to give all shares equal status within five years. But what worries some investors more is the secretive network of companies that Black uses to maintain control.

Black and his executives are claimed to make millions each year through "management fees" channelled through a web of smaller companies. So although Black earned a relatively small salary of $462,000 (£290,000) last year as chairman and chief executive of Hollinger International, he and his senior colleagues are said to have made around $200 million in these management fees since the mid-1990s. Last year, Black received $6.5 million from the Ravelston Corporation, which he uses for his personal investments.

Rival newspapers this week have delighted in pointing out Hollinger's difficulties. But it is nothing new for heavily indebted corporations to ride out short-term financial squeezes, and there is no suggestion that Black and his colleagues; have done anything other than cleverly - and legally - find ways to reward themselves.

Perhaps there is something more at play. The BIacks, after all, are both high-profile networkers, with a string of glamorous homes and unfettered access to millions of readers. Schadenfreude is not far beneath the rivals' jeering headlines. After all, his critics argue that Lord Black of Crossharbour places maintaining his social position high on his list of priorities.

He collects great acquaintances: Hollinger directors include Henry Kissinger and the former US defence secretary Richard Perle. Friends have ranged from Robert Maxwell to Valery Giscard d'Estaing. An ex-colleague says: "He just wants to be seen as a mover and shaker among the US political elite. He lives an incredibly high-maintenance life."

Max Hastings, in his book Editor, writes: "Conrad revelled in wealth and power. 'The deferences and preferments that this culture bestows upon the owners of great newspapers are satisfying,' he once observed."

The banks to which Hollinger is indebted are now considering whether to continue indulging such ambitions. But Dan Colson, Hollinger's vice-chairman, insists that the company's future is secure, and dismisses as "horseshit" speculation that it is ripe for takeover. "There's been a lot of inaccurate reporting because journalists don't do their homework," he says. "They think Hollinger is one company, but there's a Canadian Hollinger and an American one. The nonsense about the socalled 'liquidity problem' was at the Canadian one - which is essentially a holding company, so of course there isn't oodles of cash maintained there."

Colson accepts that there has been "a perceived lack of transparency". "In the last year, for the first time, we've started to comply with new financial disclosure rules. A lot of things have become more clear - but that doesn't mean that they were in any way improper before. We have some very distinguished directors, and we'd be pretty foolhardy to do anything that would embarrass them."

It is "completely untrue" that Black runs the company to fund a high-maintenance lifestyle, Colson insists. "The 'fiefdom' idea is completely inaccurate - it's a result-of people wrongly assuming that any payments made to Ravelston [Black's company] are finding their way into his pockets. In fact, at Ravelston there are 30 to 35 full-time employees who have large overheads to pay for."

It is "complete nonsense" that the Telegraph papers are in trouble. "They made £41 million last year in a difficult market, and there aren't many papers in the UK making any money these days." Nor are there any plans to change editors: Charles Moore has been "doing a splendid job".

Still, there is now a growing crowd baying for sacrifices - if not Lord Black's tenure as a powerful proprietor, then at least for some sign of repentance about his unfettered expenditure. The jets, for certain, look like taking the fall.

"We needed the planes more when we had newspapers. in many more cities, but it's arguable that.we don't need them as much now," Dan Colson says. "We're hardly the only company that has a corporate plane - but we don't need this controversy."

(Evening Standard, May 28 2003)

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003

The Times: Tech column - Mobile-phone porn/Baghdad blogs

By David Rowan

GET ready for a moral backlash. The announcement last week by Playboy and Hutchison, the mobile-phone operator, that British third-generation customers will soon be able to dial up 13 million naked photos, and 2,000 hours of raunchy video, marks the most significant financial lifeline for this troubled industry.

The market for "adult content" on mobile phones in Europe, Strand Consults says, will grow from about £394 million this year to at least £1.9 billion in 2006. Now can you see how these firms hope to recoup some of the billions wasted on their 3G licences?

Other UK operators, such as Virgin Mobile, are planning their own porn-on-the move services. Last month the Private Media Group, a "worldwide leader in premium-quality adult entertainment products", announced its own huge deal in the US that would charge for pictures through premium-rate text messages.

What should worry parents is the phones' popularity among children, and the industry's inadequate safeguards to keep porn out of the playground. Stephen Timms, the minister for e-commerce, promises a voluntary code of practice to ensure that "access by minors to inappropriate or illegal material is as hard as it is via any other medium". Such vague pledges will not prevent the scandalised headlines we'll see later this year.

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WITH around half a million weblogs competing for attention, it takes something special to spur an international cult. For Salam Pax (now back at dear_raed.blogspot.com), the secret has been an enlightening commentary from Baghdad during and since the war.

Dave Walker, a church youth worker in Cookham, Berkshire, has found a more English path to celebrity. His site is called "The dullest blog in the world" - and readers globally have been transfixed.

Like other bloggers, Walker's site (www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull) chronicles the minutiae of his daily routine. But he, at least, knows his limitations. Headings last week included "Pausing briefly to look at the bottle bank"; and "Making a note of something".

Gripping. Now, with the blog among the summer's most linked-to, the US media has caught up: "Walker has raised dull blogging to an art form," is The New York Times's view. Hollywood will soon be calling - and what a terrifically dull movie it would make.

(The Times, May 27 2003)

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Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Interview: Christian O'Connell, Xfm (Evening Standard)

By David Rowan

CHRISTIAN O'Connell is in trouble again. Not as much trouble as the time he played a Chris Morris remix of a George W Bush speech, unaware as he nipped to the toilet that it was waking his Xfm breakfast audience with a career-risking stream of obscenities. Nor is it quite up there with his sacking as the "shock jock" of Winchester hospital radio, for stopping a record halfway through "because the old lady requesting it has just died".

Still, it probably wasn't wise to declare on air that John Stapleton, a GMTV presenter in Kuwait, was actually faking his reports from Kew Gardens. "I've had to write a letter of apology," O'Connell admits with a naughty grin. "There were official complaints on that one."

He may have beaten Terry Wogan last week to win the Sony Radio Award for best breakfast show, while juggling a nightly live TV show on Five, but O'Connell, 30, is not quite ready to tame his risk-taking side. Hired by Chris Evans to replace Chris Moyles on the troubled Live With ... television show, he recently decided to make jokes about Evans's court appearance to give evidence in his claim against Virgin Radio.

"It was a real talking point when Chris started crying, so we thought we'd take the mickey out of him," he says as he unwinds after presenting Monday's breakfast show. "He wasn't best pleased, to say the least - but I'm doing a TV show for the audience, not for him." The channel, too, has had "issues" with O'Connell, most recently for letting slip the words "ball-bollocker", "cow" and "bloody" in the same half-hour. "Who runs that station, the Amish?" he says dismissively of Five. "They chuck back a lot of the good ideas, and I just don't think they have the guts for this show. It makes me f***ing livid." Not quite the diplomatic approach towards station bosses who are currently deciding the series' future.

Two minutes before a recent show, he had a "huge argument" with channel executives in which he says he threatened to leave if they vetoed an item. Inspired by reports of a woman waking from a seven-year coma at a Bryan Adams concert, he took a coma patient on a stretcher around Islington. "First we took him for a haircut, but the barber refused. We had more luck at the cinema, where they let us in, though I did ask the popcorn guy if he could grind it up for the patient." The channel did not care that the "patient" was an actor.

The programme's ratings have been even lower under O'Connell than Moyles, often around 200,000, for which he partly blames the war leading viewers to news programmes. But he says his "bum reviews" have not got him down.

It's the radio show - described by the Sony judges as "compelling listening, inventive and very funny" - that gives him his buzz. "To be honest, I haven't enjoyed TV as much as breakfast radio," he says. "I genuinely love that freedom, the connection you can make with the audience. I'd like to do more TV, but only if I get more freedom than I do on Five." He has been called "the new Chris Evans", something he finds "embarrassing" rather than flattering. "I was offended - I'm not ginger, I don't own the radio station, and I don't hang out with Geri Halliwell," he says, as ever playing for laughs. In truth, their relationship has not been entirely smooth.

"We've had a couple of clashes, to put it mildly," O'Connell admits. "His pigeonhole is very near mine, and I noticed he had tickets to a couple of premieres, so we gave them away on the show. He genuinely did go berserk. Have you ever seen a six-foot ginger bloke shouting? It's frightening - a ginger meltdown." They have also clashed over Evans's more favourable view of the Stereophonics, whom O'Connell refused to have on the programme. "I told him it's my show, so I couldn't give a s*** what he thinks."

BESIDES, they have different approaches to comedy. "I don't like doing victim stuff," O'Connell says. "I hate the kind of male radio that's based on slagging things off. Anyone can do that. I find it more of a challenge to be original, intelligent, finding something to say that people haven't thought of. I've got a low boredom threshold."

He developed his mischief-making radio style while performing stand-up comedy, "dying on my arse at night while failing as a sales rep during the day". He was selling advertising space in Amateur Photographer to people such as Thomas Hamilton, who carried out the Dunblane killings. "He was just a nightmare customer, a nutcase," he recalls. "He'd spend an hour on the phone ranting at you about the videos he was advertising, saying: 'I'm not a pervert.' The day after the shootings someone called from the Daily Mirror saying they'd found my number on his phone logs, and who was I?"

After six frustrating months on Bizarre magazine - "I could not give the advertising away" - he took his wife's advice to move into radio sales and wait for a lucky break. It came after four months when, drinking with a programme controller, he demanded a show - and got one in Bournemouth, and then another in Liverpool.

After bombarding Xfm with tapes, he came to London in 2001. Since then, with sidekick Chris Smith, his has become, as he proudly announces, "the 13th most-listened-to breakfast show in London".

He says he has been approached three times to join Virgin, but his response was to doorstep the station's offices with a megaphone, telling them "the game's over" and suggesting that they syndicate his Xfm show. Nor does he mince his words about rival breakfast presenters: Jono Coleman's show at Heart is "formulaic and onedimensional", Bam Bam's on Kiss is "evidence that evolution can go into reverse", and Chris Tarrant at Capital is "on the way out".

But what of his own 40,000 audience slump in the latest quarterly ratings, now down to around 250,000? "The 40,000 must have died," he says. "There is no other explanation. So we're organising 'Christian aid', a benefit concert to buy ourselves some new listeners. It will be the biggest thing London sees this year."

"Actually," he adds, "I was thinking of saying on this morning's show that I had a fatal illness and had only three months to live. People would feel sorry for me, the ratings would go up, and I'd say that thanks to their love I'd got better." But for some reason, common sense got the better of him.

(Evening Standard, May 21 2003)

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Tuesday, May 20, 2003

The Times: Tech column - The matrix/phone taps/Microsoft's iLoo

By David Rowan

THE peer-to-peer networks are buzzing with excitement about The Matrix Reloaded, the geeks' most anticipated film release of 2003. The challenge is to find pirated pre-release copies, as happened with Spider-Man, something the movie studios have gone to unprecedented lengths to prevent. Sure enough, on networks such as KaZaA and Gnutella I found dozens of files at the weekend entitled "Matrix Reloaded".

But though trailers are certainly out there, all the supposed full-length versions I downloaded proved to be fakes or empty files. That will please the studios, although they know that as soon as the prints hit cinemas, illegal recordings will find their way online. What is more interesting about this movie is the impact it will have on the video game industry. The tie-in game, Enter The Matrix, cost up to £20 million to develop, making it the most expensive yet. As spin-off entertainment, it is as integral to the film as Keanu Reeves's embarrassingly cool shades.

The game was written and directed by the Wachowski brothers, who made the movie; the actors' every move was recorded specially by 32 motion-capture cameras, and players even get an hour of dedicated location footage. "They treated this like the third movie," says David Perry, president of Shiny Entertainment, the Atari subsidiary that made it. Early critiques are mixed, but the scale of the game's ambitions has raised the stakes of what players will come to expect.

The ultimate coalescence of the film and video game industries will come next year with the release of The Matrix Online, a "massively multiplayer online role-playing game" from Ubi Soft that will allow millions of players around the world to inhabit the same virtual universe. Hollywood is determined to win control of your console or your PC entertainment experience. After all, if Warner Bros can make £500 million from the first Matrix film on large and small screen, it makes sense to extend the franchise to take on the little games designers whose only asset is their creativity.

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IT EMERGED at a London School of Economics conference last week that government agencies are demanding data on 100 million of your phone calls each year. Privacy International, a campaign group, made the calculation from figures obtained from ministries, MPs and the communications industry, and it believes the true figure, excluding e-mail taps, could be much higher. Its director, Simon Davies, says: "The extent of data retention and access is now beyond reasonable levels. We don't even know who is keeping what, or for what periods. No one is saying anything."

So Privacy International is encouraging consumers to use "subject access requests" under the Data Protection Act to find out what information telecommunications companies have on them. You can find sample letters at www.privacyinternational.org.

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TWO WEEKS AGO this column urged you not to laugh at Microsoft's big summer product launch, the iLoo "internet-enabled" lavatory, to be unveiled at Glastonbury. Predictably, the resulting mockery has been causing a stink back at global HQ.

First, Microsoft's main press office at Redmond, Washington (not in Virginia, as an editing error had it last week), claimed that the iLoo was never serious and berated the media for being sucked in. Then the London office firmly insisted that the iLoo was still "a serious concept". Finally Microsoft was forced to admit that, well, the iLoo was real, but a "misunderstanding about the context of the initiative" meant that it would not, after all, be built. How, I wonder, will The Onion satirise this?

(The Times, May 20 2003)

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003

The Times: Tech column - Hacking the Xbox/Friends Reunited clones

By David Rowan

FOR computer hackers such as "bunnie", the ultimate challenge of Microsoft's Xbox games console has nothing to do with playing The Sims or Mortal Kombat. The real fun lies in capturing the box itself - getting the console to do things that Microsoft never intended, thus defeating the great all-controlling giant of Redmond. Xbox hacking is a fast-growing sport, and one that is causing the company great concern. It sells the consoles at a loss, making its money on the software and online gaming charges - and so does not want hackers modifying the hardware so that it can run pirated games or the Linux operating system.

So Microsoft has taken a strong line against firms that sell "mod chips", which defeat (or "modify") Xbox's security system, allowing it to play unlicensed games. Last month David Rocci, a 22-year-old website owner from Virginia, was sentenced to five months' detention and ordered to pay a large fine for importing and selling Xbox mod chips through his isonews.com site. Microsoft has even joined forces with its rivals Nintendo and Sony in targeting Lik-Sang, a popular chip-seller based in Hong Kong. This, you see, is anything but a game.

So it will be interesting to see how the company treats "bunnie", who is about to publish a detailed instruction manual, Hacking the Xbox.The 270-page book has become the year's hottest publication among techies, taking 500 advance orders even though it is not out for two weeks. But, then, "bunnie" is not the stereotypical backroom hacker. A graduate student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, whose PhD thesis was on supercomputer architecture, he was commissioned to write the book by the publisher John Wiley & Sons under his real name, Andrew Huang. But Wiley then got cold feet, and dropped the book over what Huang believes are legal fears over the US Digital Millennium Copyrights Act (DMCA), the much-criticised 1998 law designed to thwart piracy.

So he is publishing it himself, and selling it from his website, www.hackingthexbox.com. Huang insists that his book is educational, presenting material on cryptography, reverse engineering and security in a didactic fashion.

To claim that it is criminal, he says, is "like saying that breaking and entering is illegal, so you can't write a book on how locks work".

Huang argues that the "tinkering" he is encouraging leads to innovations and promotes a competitive marketplace. If Microsoft can stop people running their own codes on a piece of hardware, he says, it could force PC manufacturers to use chips that will run only Windows - and make it a crime to remove them. Microsoft's lawyers may take a more short-term view: corporations have increasingly been using the DMCA to suppress free speech that they claim harms their commercial interests.

If you do want to hack your console, be quick: Huang's book might not be around for long.

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ENOUGH OF the Friends Reunited clones already. The BBC is about to launch a Second World War veterans' version, the Jewish Chronicle is promoting Jewish Reunion, and there is even a Taliban Reunited ("find out what your old terrorist chums and captives are doing now" - not, you may guess, an entirely serious contender).

There are so many bandwagon-jumpers hoping to cash in that you can register with Classic Cars Reunited, Crooks Reunited, Forces Reunited, Lost Amigos (backpackers you met on your travels), roastbeef.co.uk (university friends) and even netfriends-reunited.com ("ever wondered what happened to an IRC friend?"). It's another internet bubble about to burst - but at least some day all the failed entrepreneurs will know how to re-establish contact with each other ...

(The Times, May 13 2003)

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Tuesday, May 06, 2003

The Times: Tech column - E-voting risks/Microsoft's iLoo

By David Rowan

DID you mouse-click your vote last Thursday? Or perhaps you sent a text message or used your TV remote-control unit to choose your local councillor? From Sheffield to South Somerset, 1.5 million of us could vote electronically last week in pilots that the Government heralds as democracy's future. So impressed are ministers by the "resounding success" of e-voting that next year they want to involve ten million of us as a preface to a fully electronic general election a few years later. That is a very worrying prospect indeed.

As Downing Street rushes breathlessly towards the "total e-enabled general election", experts on computer security are ringing warning bells. The worst that happened last week was a "technical hitch" that caused touch-sensitive screens to fail in St Albans, and another that delayed PC-based voting in Sheffield. But in the US, more extensive trials have revealed serious security breaches, the "disappearance" of large numbers of votes, and even votes for one party being credited to another.

The security technologist Bruce Schneider says: "A secure internet voting system is theoretically possible, but it would be the first secure networked application created so far in the history of computers."

The Foundation for Information Policy Research, a British think-tank, says that e-voting could cause "major problems" and damage public confidence in the electoral process severely. It argues that electronic votes must also be recorded on paper, to protect against problems such as the 103,000 ballots "missed" in Congressional elections in Broward County, Florida, last November. Ian Brown, the foundation's director, says that anything other than a paper trail that can be audited "is an invitation to fraud for hackers and virus-writers around the world".

Rebecca Mercuri, a Philadelphia academic who has pioneered research into e voting, visited Britain last autumn to warn ministers that the remote-voting systems favoured in the UK would be relatively easy to subvert. Ministers do not appear to be listening.

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DON'T LAUGH, but Microsoft's big product launch for the summer is... an internet-enabled toilet, the iLoo, to be unveiled at Glastonbury. It comes with a plasma screen and wireless keyboard, so that festival-goers will be able to surf while relieving themselves. There is even talk of toilet paper printed with website addresses.

(The Times, May 6 2003)

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